Thursday, August 3, 2017

Love this city


EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS


INCLUDING THE VENTRICULAR ESCAPE RHYTHMS


Anonymous reader theory about why Shannon loves the Texas city so much : "Maybe because of the slow pace or wide spaces between complexes?"

Monday, July 17, 2017

Drudge!!



Drudge!! Knock it off!!

Sunday, July 16, 2017

A Junkie's Guide To Thwarting the Middletown City Council's Plan


Recently the Washington Post published a couple of articles describing a plan in the works by the Middetown, Ohio city council to limit the number of EMS responses a person overdosing on opioids may receive.

While I am a die-hard libertarian, and I don't necessarily disagree with what the city council is attempting to accomplish in the face of rising (and staggering) costs associated with treating junkies who don't pay taxes or medical bills, their plan won't work. It's just not realistic in our current system, and here is why:

  1. Junkies (who the articles describe as already being aware of the city's proposal) will become clever and begin lying to dispatchers about the actual nature of the call. Only then when EMS responders are on scene will it become apparent that the patient overdosed. By that time the responder will have established a patient/provider relationship and risk becoming guilty of abandonment by not seeing the call through. 
  2. Junkies will become clever and begin dragging their half-dead friends to public areas like parks before calling 911. Where it might be easy to limit EMS responses to residences, it would be impossible to restrict responses to public places. 
  3. Junkies will become clever and begin dumping their half-deadies at ER entrances. In this case the EMS system is saved, but the problem is transplanted into the hospital's budget. Depending on how the hospital is funded, and the projected economic fallout of a hospital shutting down its emergency department, the city would only succeed in kicking the can down the road.
  4. The city will likely meet the legal criteria for negligence based on their breach of duty to respond. Their breach of duty will then become the cause of any damage done which could have been avoided by an EMS response. Pretty simple chapter 1 EMT-Basic textbook stuff here. An argument could potentially be made that - force majeure - the city doesn't have enough money to meet the need, but this might be difficult to defend if the city hasn't exhausted every opportunity to reduce costs including shopping for alternative sources of naloxone (the prices one article quoted from "officials" are certainly not the lowest on the market) or embraced treatment approaches which allow for naloxone to be withheld from patients who are oxygenating adequately as measured by waveform capnography combined with pulse oximetry. I've also recently noticed a number of federal grants posted specifically addressing the rising costs of treating and preventing opioid overdoses.
  5. In order for this type of plan to work, a database containing HIPAA protected data will have to be established, which can then be accessed by dispatchers. This presents immediate patient privacy concerns which I don't think can be resolved to the satisfaction of the city council for the same reason that dispatchers can no longer (as well they shouldn't!) keep databases of people with AIDS, a practice which only went out of style disturbingly recently in my part of the country. A system would also have to be in place to somehow determine if a patient is an indigent chronic junkie or perhaps a cancer patient who has a difficult time managing their pain medications. In that case the city would be cracking open a whole ethical can of worms in determining who is worthy of naloxone and who isn't, and the city would potentially open itself to lawsuit as well as justice department investigation based on violations of the U.S. Constitution's equal protections clause, especially if service is denied to a disparate number of racial minorities. 
In the end, even if this plan is enacted, I doubt it will save an appreciable amount of money. But I do see a small win for the city here in forcing a conversation. It will be interesting to see if this is dead in the water, or if it actually goes somewhere.

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Heart "Beat" Necklace

Submitted by an anonymous paramedical reader:

Heart Beat Necklace

Although this necklace is listed on Etsy as a "Heart Beat Necklace", I really don't think a heart producing that EKG tracing could be honestly described as "beating".

Check out the good EKG tattoo database at www.healthcaretattoos.com

Thursday, March 9, 2017

www.healthcaretattoos.com


Submitted by Chelsea Cibelli

Due to the extreme popularity of information relating to EKG tattoos, which I discovered accidentally during the course of this heart rhythms project, I have begun a parallel project over at www.healthcaretattoos.com

The world needs a database of good, accurate medically relevant tattoos. If you have a tattoo you'd like to submit to the database for the benefit of others, email healthcaretattoos@gmail.com 

I'd also like to attract a group of artists wishing to sell their fire & medical tattoo art by online consignment. If you have designs you would like to sell through the health care tattoos project, message me at healthcaretattoos@gmail.com
 

 

Friday, March 3, 2017

The Lift Assist

This is part III of a series on mixed drinks for off-duty EMS providers. For parts I and II click on the following links:

THE LIFT ASSIST

I can't say enough (more for my liability and less out of actually caring about what happens to any of you people) that these drinks are for when you are OFF DUTY. I am not telling you to drink on or before duty. But when you are off duty, go crazy. 



This is the lift assist. Just like real lift assists, they are mostly for at night and involve having to go pee. They are revenue negative, require almost no paperwork or charting, and the brown foamy head should remind you of a similar substance frequently encountered while lifting old and fat people out from the space between the toilet and the bathtub.  

I happened upon this mixed drink while attempting to make that cheap idaho rum in the above picture palatable for human consumption. It is so bad. So I threw a splash of vanilla extract and a shot of whipping cream into my rum and coke (also known as "The Ted"), and the end result was great. 

After a couple of these you'll be saying "more lift assists, please!"

Recipe:
  • 1 jigger of rum
  • 1/2 jigger of whipping cream
  • a splash of vanilla extract
  • Coca Cola or Diet Coke. 

Heart Smart

Smart is not the exact qualifier I would use to describe this coupon mailer:



 ...And some belated heart month amazingness: