Thursday, May 15, 2014

Gastric Bypass Alternative

Let me get this straight: I pay you $480 dollars so I can eat some medical grade Fix-A-Flat, wait for it to create a bowel obstruction, and then I will get that beach bod I've always wanted? I'm in.

 
Your keywords are "classified as a food supplement."
This is a clever way of saying "not actual medicine."

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