Guy: Hey man will you give me this awesome EKG tattoo that I drew a picture of?
Tattoo Artist: Sure bro. Oh man that looks so freekin radical but I don't feel so good ::BAAAAAAARRRRFFF::
Guy: Dude you just puked all over my tattoo sketch! Did you eat an ankh? Oh well just tattoo it on my arm the way it looks now.
Tattoo Artist: Do you have any ludes?
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